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“Are you a complete flake who happens to be a genius? Because you are unbelievably hot!”
Work it, Mummy Holmes! Happy Mother’s Day, followers <3
“I could never bear to argue with you, even if I wasn’t something of a moron.”
“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas dinner, even if I had to bring a gun.”
Happy Father’s Day, everyone! (And thanks to my friend Jess for suggesting that today’s comic be a dad joke, hahaha.)
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”
“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”
Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun to read if you imagine Daddy Holmes’s lines in a teenage girl voice.Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate it! <3~ Froggy, your admin
